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The story of "Completely Official"
StraightMan: by the way: what's up with the completely official thing?
CompletelyOfficial: hahahahaha
CompletelyOfficial: Well...
CompletelyOfficial: Did you look at all of them?
StraightMan: i went to the site and was very confused
CompletelyOfficial: That's possibly the primary purpose
CompletelyOfficial: But uh, the story is that I got in a little tiff with K, on a night she was planning on bringing a friend over to my house.
CompletelyOfficial: She didn't know whether she should still come over or not.
CompletelyOfficial: So I said, just come over!
CompletelyOfficial: And she said, "I'll come over, if you give me the No-Strangle Guarantee"
CompletelyOfficial: So I went on this site:
CompletelyOfficial: http://says-it.com/seal/
CompletelyOfficial: The "Official Seal Generator"
StraightMan: hahahahaha
CompletelyOfficial: And made the no-Strangle Guarantee seal
CompletelyOfficial: http://completelyofficial.tumblr.com/post/72631463/no-strangle-guarantee
StraightMan: totally official, i'm sure
CompletelyOfficial: Completely Official in fact.
StraightMan: that's so stupid
CompletelyOfficial: So anyway, I kind of had writers block on all my other blogs.
CompletelyOfficial: And I kind of like tumblr, so I just decided to repurpose my tumblr blog solely for the purposes of making confusing badges about whatever popped into my fool head.
StraightMan: looking at all of them now. pretty funny
CompletelyOfficial: Or to underscore a personal joke between me and someone else.
StraightMan: what's tumblr?
CompletelyOfficial: like so:
CompletelyOfficial: http://completelyofficial.tumblr.com/post/73906288/thats-so-stupid
CompletelyOfficial: Each of them has some kind of little story
StraightMan: hahahahha
CompletelyOfficial: Some of which are linked to in the post
StraightMan: well, that's what i was looking for--a post
StraightMan: where are the links?
CompletelyOfficial: Oh yeah... just the photo and a caption
CompletelyOfficial: That's all you get
CompletelyOfficial: There's links on "I'm leaving you" and "pussy"
CompletelyOfficial: On the caption
StraightMan: i saw the pussy article
CompletelyOfficial: So anyway, that's the whole story.
