Completely Official

The story of "Completely Official"

• StraightMan: by the way: what's up with the completely official thing?
• CompletelyOfficial: hahahahaha
• CompletelyOfficial: Well...
• CompletelyOfficial: Did you look at all of them?
• StraightMan: i went to the site and was very confused
• CompletelyOfficial: That's possibly the primary purpose
• CompletelyOfficial: But uh, the story is that I got in a little tiff with K, on a night she was planning on bringing a friend over to my house.
• CompletelyOfficial: She didn't know whether she should still come over or not.
• CompletelyOfficial: So I said, just come over!
• CompletelyOfficial: And she said, "I'll come over, if you give me the No-Strangle Guarantee"
• CompletelyOfficial: So I went on this site:
• CompletelyOfficial: http://says-it.com/seal/
• CompletelyOfficial: The "Official Seal Generator"
• StraightMan: hahahahaha
• CompletelyOfficial: And made the no-Strangle Guarantee seal
• CompletelyOfficial: http://completelyofficial.tumblr.com/post/72631463/no-strangle-guarantee
• StraightMan: totally official, i'm sure
• CompletelyOfficial: Completely Official in fact.
• StraightMan: that's so stupid
• CompletelyOfficial: So anyway, I kind of had writers block on all my other blogs.
• CompletelyOfficial: And I kind of like tumblr, so I just decided to repurpose my tumblr blog solely for the purposes of making confusing badges about whatever popped into my fool head.
• StraightMan: looking at all of them now. pretty funny
• CompletelyOfficial: Or to underscore a personal joke between me and someone else.
• StraightMan: what's tumblr?
• CompletelyOfficial: like so:
• CompletelyOfficial: http://completelyofficial.tumblr.com/post/73906288/thats-so-stupid
• CompletelyOfficial: Each of them has some kind of little story
• StraightMan: hahahahha
• CompletelyOfficial: Some of which are linked to in the post
• StraightMan: well, that's what i was looking for--a post
• StraightMan: where are the links?
• CompletelyOfficial: Oh yeah... just the photo and a caption
• CompletelyOfficial: That's all you get
• CompletelyOfficial: There's links on "I'm leaving you" and "pussy"
• CompletelyOfficial: On the caption
• StraightMan: i saw the pussy article
• CompletelyOfficial: So anyway, that's the whole story.