Completely Official

Completely Official Badges From Around the World
Jun 20
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elizzatron:

“I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle.” -ayn rand

This jerk is such a good photographer.

elizzatron:

“I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle.” -ayn rand

This jerk is such a good photographer.

Dec 09
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CRAM IT!

CRAM IT!

Feb 03
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I Wasn’t Tired Yet!

I Wasn’t Tired Yet!

Jan 29
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Jan 28
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The story of "Completely Official"

  • StraightMan: by the way: what's up with the completely official thing?
  • CompletelyOfficial: hahahahaha
  • CompletelyOfficial: Well...
  • CompletelyOfficial: Did you look at all of them?
  • StraightMan: i went to the site and was very confused
  • CompletelyOfficial: That's possibly the primary purpose
  • CompletelyOfficial: But uh, the story is that I got in a little tiff with K, on a night she was planning on bringing a friend over to my house.
  • CompletelyOfficial: She didn't know whether she should still come over or not.
  • CompletelyOfficial: So I said, just come over!
  • CompletelyOfficial: And she said, "I'll come over, if you give me the No-Strangle Guarantee"
  • CompletelyOfficial: So I went on this site:
  • CompletelyOfficial: http://says-it.com/seal/
  • CompletelyOfficial: The "Official Seal Generator"
  • StraightMan: hahahahaha
  • CompletelyOfficial: And made the no-Strangle Guarantee seal
  • CompletelyOfficial: http://completelyofficial.tumblr.com/post/72631463/no-strangle-guarantee
  • StraightMan: totally official, i'm sure
  • CompletelyOfficial: Completely Official in fact.
  • StraightMan: that's so stupid
  • CompletelyOfficial: So anyway, I kind of had writers block on all my other blogs.
  • CompletelyOfficial: And I kind of like tumblr, so I just decided to repurpose my tumblr blog solely for the purposes of making confusing badges about whatever popped into my fool head.
  • StraightMan: looking at all of them now. pretty funny
  • CompletelyOfficial: Or to underscore a personal joke between me and someone else.
  • StraightMan: what's tumblr?
  • CompletelyOfficial: like so:
  • CompletelyOfficial: http://completelyofficial.tumblr.com/post/73906288/thats-so-stupid
  • CompletelyOfficial: Each of them has some kind of little story
  • StraightMan: hahahahha
  • CompletelyOfficial: Some of which are linked to in the post
  • StraightMan: well, that's what i was looking for--a post
  • StraightMan: where are the links?
  • CompletelyOfficial: Oh yeah... just the photo and a caption
  • CompletelyOfficial: That's all you get
  • CompletelyOfficial: There's links on "I'm leaving you" and "pussy"
  • CompletelyOfficial: On the caption
  • StraightMan: i saw the pussy article
  • CompletelyOfficial: So anyway, that's the whole story.
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That’s So Stupid

That’s So Stupid

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Poly Sponsor

Poly Sponsor

Jan 27
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PERFECT BOY

PERFECT BOY

Jan 26
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Quentin Tarantino is no Joss Whedon!

Quentin Tarantino is no Joss Whedon!

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Sweet Sweet Lunch Lady

Sweet Sweet Lunch Lady